redunkulous

I heard a new word today - a combination of ridiculous and something else (??), but that's exactly what I thought as I opened my graduation box today -- it included my graduation gown, tassel (purple?? - I don't get it), and cap. I'm saving the mystery reveal for the actual day and those lucky enough to be in attendance... but check out the silly cap I have to wear.

Don't I just look thrilled
more importantly, why is one eyebrow different than the other?
I need to fix that ASAP!